No Balls, No Glory; A Polaroid Story

A Touch Of Jazz

Posted in Jazzy Jeff by Ouni on January 12, 2010



I’m sure this one does NOT need any introduction for the true music lovers among you.

I’m writing this one for the young ones. Like my sister.

The ‘Birthdaysex’ Generation. (I’m clearly getting old since I was shocked hearing 16 year olds singing this in the subway)

When I showed my lovely sister Soumaya these pictures above, she said:

“Ow that’s awesome! That dude from the Fresh Prince that gets kicked out the door.”

Okay. Hmm. Yes. But….

She did not know that this man carrying the name Jeffrey Townes aka Jazzy Jeff or simply JAZZ is not only an actor but a much respected producer, dj and turntablist with origins from Philadelphia.

Before television there was nothing but the music, since Jazzy Jeff had spun those records since an early age, winning different competitions and growing in his now world known scratching techniques.

Together with DJ CASHMONEY he was the first the make the ‘transform’ scratch famous.

(If you haven’t read my CASHMONEY story…now might be a good time…?)

When Jeffrey Jones and Will Smith bumped into each other one fine day, they quickly teamed up to become  Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince.

With Jazz behind the decks and Will behind the mic they released the following tracks and soon the music transformed in huge success and golden records with hits like

‘Parents just don’t understand’ (they never do)

and ‘Girls aint nothing but trouble’ (oh..well)

and don’t forget this record, which was one of the first hiphop & Jazz collaborations.

But things really got interesting when Will Smith made the transfer to television and starred in the enormous successful show ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air’ which resulted in this:

Jazzy Jeff sticked around and played the character of Will’s best friend JAZZ wich resulted in these signature events:

the kick out

the handshake

and a whole lot of FUN if you ask me

with the success of the television series needless to say new records became platinum:

and last but definitely not least mine and probably your favorite aswell

In the meantime Jazzy Jeff worked hard on creating music, launched his own production company called ‘A Touch Off Jazz’

and after working for more than a decade for different artists he received worldwide recognition and much deserved respect

with the release of Jill Scott‘s debut album ‘Who is Jill Scott’ with Jazz as the executive producer of the album.

And we all now thàt album right…?  (I’m talking to you ‘BirthdaySex’ generation! Do your homework!)

So. That should do for a ‘little’ introduction.

Jazzy Jeff was booked in the former notorious Culture Club in Ghent.

Honestly, I was very curious about this one. I heard only positive things about him as a DJ, and people told me he is a

MUST-SEE at least once in your live or you never experienced a real good hip hop party.

Crisis is still hitting hard on clubs and especially on this one, but with JAZZY JEFF on the decks it became very clear that the club was going to be packed, hot and sweaty.

When Jazz entered the club he was accompanied by (Mad) SKILLZ and 2 very big men.

For the following hours it was very hard not to dance and to focus on the job.

It was simply effing amazing. Amazing track list, nicely put together and played with an ease I have never seen before.

Stone hard classics.

In a way it reminded me of that time with Dj Cashmoney but where Cashmoney is sweating, jumping, yelling, giving his all

behind the decks, DJ Jazzy Jeff remains very calm, very focused, very fast and there is not a drop of sweat to be seen.

Smooth is the word, Jazzy is the name.

Jazzy Jeff doesn’t put up a show, he let the music talk.

Skillz was pumping up the public, rhyming from time to time and making sure nobody and I mean nobody was standing still and all the focus of the audience was only in one direction.


Jules and I realised half way through the set, that we had to approach entourage if we wanted to make this one work.

We noticed that there was one guy in charge of making pictures of the tour. The minute we had eye contact we asked him

to come closer and armed with my I-Touch he quickly understood the idea and gave us a  much needed nod.

A nod is not much, but believe me when I say, it is a start.

Things got more interesting when the photographer left the dj-booth and when he came back after a while he handed both me and

Jules this:

How sweet is that?

Now, right after he gave the mix-cd, he didn’t see the velvet rope that was hanging right behind him and….fell over it.

Yes. The big dude fell with his camera in his hands, because he was giving us some goodies.

It was a very interesting fall I must say, he even got the concerned attention from Skillz and Jazzy Jeff.

But. Let’s say, we had a connection there. and that is much more than a nod.

When Jazzy Jeff finished his set it didn’t take long for the public to go to the DJ-booth and ask for a picture.

He was surrounded by at least 30 people. Jules and I looked very concerned at each other, since this could mean that about the time he got through the crowd he no longer might feel like posing for pictures….

We kept eye contact with the photographer and he soon signed with his eyes to follow the pack in their tail.

And off we went.

In less than 3 minutes we were standing backstage, ready to do what we do.

As always, I explained the blog and showed him the artists that got snapped before him:


After we got that finished,  I asked him the following magic words: “Can I please take Polaroid picture from you” and he agreed.



And of course I could not look over SKILLZ.

Skillz (formely known as Mad Skillz) is a recording artist and known for his ghostwriting for a lot of big players in the industry.

He recently started a  show called Hip Hop Confessions based on the idea of bringing the truth and nothing but the truth

about hip hop culture and the industry. And you know. The truth hurts sometimes…

Since 2002 he brings you his very popular 12 month recap of the year.

Check out SKILLZ 2009 recap:

“Rihanna kept quiet, untill she got an album to sell, but we still didn’t buy it”.  (Awtch)


And that’s it folks…

We didn’t leave before thanking both Jazzy Jeff and Skillz for their coöperation, but we left a special hug for the photographer who took that ugly fall for us and took the effort of listening to us and taking us with him backstage.

It took us 3 minutes to get in and about 10 minutes later we were gone.

We realised we are getting very good at what we do.

ànd. We did it with no inside help what so ever.

Which makes us even more proud.



Please Check:


I knòw I promised a 09 recap myself, but for some reason my heart wasn’t in it.

And then I thought by myself…looking back is good when this project is finished and since this blog still has

a lot of work and goals for the future , I’ll let you guys wait for the ultimate recap of recaps.😉


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